why is âolde vampires in high schoolâ the big thing and not âolde vampires in collegeâ
everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasnât slept in three days supports you
everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as youâre polite and follow class etiquette
multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
wandering around campus at 3am? thatâs just the lifestyle tm
no matter how old or young you look itâs not really that weird, thereâs sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
big schools are very anonymous so nobodyâs gonna bother to hassle you
the girl in pyjamas is the vampire
Also:
If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume itâs juice and be Jealous
âOh god Iâm a monsterâ 20 students who r all procrastinating big projects say âsameâ simultaniousely and with the exact same tone
Everything is a joke so if u say âI subsist on the lifeblood of mankindâ someone will go âlol what a moodâ
It would take u like 100 years to major in everything
Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the campus Cryptid and Mascot
Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that believes in ethical subjectivism and theyâll make u so angry u forget abt whatever the fuck was bothering u
College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over classical literature
Literally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that always has gum and a stapler
If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English major
Allergic to crosses? Cool. So r certain stem majors.
#there literally was a guy who bit someoneâs neck at my university #in my last year#everyone was just like âCAMPUS CRYPTIDâ
also everybody is either always eating or never eating so not eating isnât that weird
