i am having evil thoughts regarding giving myself this haircut

oozey mess
Today's Document
DEAR READER
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occasionally subtle
Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
almost home
YOU ARE THE REASON
todays bird

pixel skylines
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.

if i look back, i am lost

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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i am having evil thoughts regarding giving myself this haircut

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shakespeare was so funny for that scene where the antagonist tells the protagonist “let the record show that i AM into women THAT BEING SAID holy shit, thou mars, seeing you here is like an even better version of my wedding night. like WAY better. i’ve been dreaming about you every night for years, and in my dreams we take off each other’s armor and beat each other to a pulp and i wake up all hot and sticky 👍”
coriolanus 4.5.126-131, 135-139 be upon ye
“Thinking about the maneuvers performed by self-defined“literary” novelists to preserve their purity from genre pollution, I realized that I am in the unusual position of being able to perform the same poses and contortions, only backwards. How am I to protect my unspotted name as a science fiction writer from the scorn of those who might think I have been shamelessly performing acts of realism in public? Thus: How dare you call me a realist? My book “Searoad” has nothing to do with the commercial realism found in all the chain bookstores. I call the book “Social Reality Enhancement.” Realistic novels are for lazy-minded, semi-educated people whose atrophied imagination allows them to appreciate only the most limited and conventional subject-matter. Realistic fiction, or re-fi as its fans call it, is an outworn genre, written by unimaginative hacks who rely on mere mimesis. If they had any self-respect they’d be writing memoir, but they’re too lazy to fact-check. Of course I never read re-fi, but my children keep bringing home these garish realistic novels and talking about them, so I know that it’s an incredibly narrow genre, completely centered on one species, incredibly culture-bound, full of wornout clichés and predictable situations: the quest for the father, mother-bashing, obsessive lust, suburban guilt, and so forth. All it’s good for is being made into mass-market movies. Given its old-fashioned means and limited subject-matter, realism is quite incapable of describing the com-plexity of contemporary experience. Now, would you believe that tripe? There’s some truth in it. But it’s tripe. All judgment of literature by genre is tripe. All judgment of a category of literature as inherently superior or inferior is tripe.”
— Ursula K. Le Guin, Genre: A Word only a Frenchman Could Love
having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved
clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

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i need to. relax. probably,
character: oh thank god we're through that crisis. surely now i can go home with my boyfriend and relax
me, the author: oh, haven't you heard?
having the time of my life reading books @bookhobbit would hate or at least strongly dislike. the wind flowing through my hair. basking in the glow of ragebaiting
every so often i become convicted that i need to make a living making something with my hands or i need to open a bookshop or yarn shop. it is a terrible affliction given that i am already self-employed. i already know the issues. the taxes etc. son you cannot make a living on spoons
read the monk & robot books and now i want to live in a wagon and make, idk, wheels

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spent the week sobbing crying wailing etc and now every place in my brain and skull is full of fluid. unfair. fluid EXITED the me
stumbling around queer booktok begging for angsty queer romantic sff. please stop simply showing me covers. please. i want something NEWISH and with TEETH
which of these things puts you off the most from a fic you otherwise would be interested in
no paragraph separation
creator chose not to use archive warnings
tags used as stream of consciousness text rather than clear and organizational
excessive notes
self-deprecating comments in tags and/or notes
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not marked as complete yet
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grammar issues
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why write the climax of your novel when you can listen to abigail lapell someone like you on a loop,
out of curiosity, how many books have you read this year
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did you know you can block people from specific profiles on instagram? i didn't
that coffee and pastry will save your life btw
bydd y coffi a'r crwst yna'n achub dy fywyd gyda llaw