void

im like if the sleepiest person in the world was awake

Pokemon Heritage Post

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

my only toxic gamer trait is that i won't wear ugly armor just because it has better stats. i need to slay both on and off the battlefield.

people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence

gnome

what was that. did you guys see that

oh my god they changed their blog url so now it seems like im being needlessly antagonistic

if you want the rewards (sleeping on fresh clean sheets) you must first submit yourself to the mortifying ordeals (stripping the bed, washing the sheets, making the bed)

my problem is that i dont want to be a professional artist but i also have never wanted to do anything but be an artist

wanna get sponsored by a lord so I can live on one of their many sprawling estates and make funny little paintings until I die of consumption

Yeah to ahead. Go drive to work in your gay ass little apple car.

Disgusting