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Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

Surprisingly inspirational.

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

Just a casual reminder that posting on the internet about how you would want to do physical harm to members of the US government is something that they can (and will) detain you over, so just be careful what you say in public spaces like, uh, on Tumblr.

this is your semi-regular reminder that tumblr has cooperated with the fbi to hand over user information in a very public way at least once. and that's not the only way the feds can collect information on you either

13th century bully: what's that you're reading dweeb? Gayowulf? The faginogion?