I’m a disaster (politely)

Your last 5 emojis describe your next day.

Here are mine;

🥺😱🥹💤✨️

I'm guessing it's going to be, somewhat okay??

Sorry for tagging again today, but yea;

🫶🫂👍🧡😭

Ummm yeah ... Ig it will be fine because I'll meet friends? Or just interact with cool ppl, we support eachother, the friendship will be approved by an oracle and then we'll fight over math colours because my friend thinks it's orange but i still believe it's blue and then I'll cry ??? This makes absolutely no sense

🫶😭‼️😞😨

Oh alright then

✨💔❤️🥺🥰

ok wait nvm there's a very lovey vibe i wasn't expecting

👅🤣🙌👍😔

idk how to feel abt such a day. mostly positive i guess?

npt:  @fictionalsimp09 @kayylivesinchaos @look-a-gay @rainystarsx

@bibeantransbean @taleofapart-timepoet @lovelornloserboy @lesbian-disaster-tm

@bralnwashed @soupyloopyx @lesbian-disaster-tm @clodyghost @whydousernamesevenexist

@zsrntyouil @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @aceofspades42

@cerulean-cries @cool-lesbian-is-here   @damsnackbar03 @kermit-the-fag-uwu @owls-can-read

@your-neighbourhood-antisocial @somewhat-of-a-disappointment @welp-i @spidermansballs @landofshazza

😭😏😝🏳️‍🌈😽

I… gay and freaky while crying??

I get my heart broken by concussion whump (my one true love :[) and have loud freaky time to make it jealous and come back to me

awful day but I accept it lmfao

@michealssexshop @niktokof @deciduowl

huh.

i think I'm gonna dream about something like this today.. weird. but acceptable.

So I’m taking that as I’m super sad and then my day gets so much better and i get super confident and sparkly

Yep

Astroid or meteor or whatever hits the planet and everyone dies.

Idk what this means… gay cats.

…party choco sadness?? Waaaaaaattt???

@onigiri2012 @princessofhearts0 @idroppedmyonigiriinmymiso @cherrieeww

@aocantdrawhands @hersheyareyum @nekomochimoe

@cleoclues @elizhm @adelepocketbook @wallyblack1925-offical @future-muse @borisryzhyaskblog @caravalxjurdan240 @cinnamonkarma @mayawithany @dreamgirl-spilled @teahsometimeshasthoughts

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@vanillafaye @whatintheschrodingerscat @whentheysaidspeaknow13 @she-was-a-caoimhe @starlacedletters @huaniin @randomfandomgurly @venusoftheflytraps @sheepdogsandwolfhounds @ejkreader @livviedaltonvintagedoll @lovethornes @madockisser @literary-ghost @pink-cheese-puffs @apocky @nothinggggg7 @fairytaleflowers @itzursafespace @imjusthereforthecake @colourobserver @legendeyesgold @smart-dreamy @drinking-the-ocean-in-big-gulps @sadiecece @ninahufflepuff @alexvolkovsgirl @gillyporter @lelethetopicchanger @sunbleachedfly21 @kylekicksass4418 @obsessivebookwormalert @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @therealprettyprincessoftheworld @fishatthebottomofthesea @unicornpegasusmermaid @yuqii-lol @sillykittyxoxo @morningowls @kissmeandimight-dropdead @wrensvoices @clarissaweasley-10 @xmayxxa @allmyglitter @ria-lina @definitelyregulusblack @flyerguardian @lavendarneverlands @noveldoll @er-idkhehe2 @skysgamble

@thedrowningstarxx @reggielovestoswim1979

@moldybread48 @kathrine-khoward-05ismerp

what is your first impulse in a zombie apocalypse?

for context: you are at a public place that you normally spend the majority of your time at.

-> I'll start 𖢅

I would be at school.

Probably paralysed by fear, that I'll shove deep, deep down.

I probably wouldn't be able to talk. I hope my actions would.

I would do everything in my power to look for my siblings and bring them to safety, abiding by my own moral code.

I'd rather die, knowing that I tried, than having to live with the uncertainty of them being at some monster's mercy.

Because what use is there, without the people you 'love'?

First, I'm running somewhere solitary where I could survive completely alone. No humans, no nothing. We wait this out till the times right and the initial panic settles.

Assuming the government doesn't intervene and this doesn't become an apocalypse, I stay right where I am.

During this time, I'm bulking like crazy right so ill get whatever food I can, worse case scenario I'll need to cannibalize a zombie but I'm into that so doesn't matter

NOW HERES WHERE THINGS GET GOOD!

post bulk, I now begin to venture out and lure zombies individually. Like I'll show myself a little, then lure them into a bathroom where I can peg them cause I'm so strong right

THEN, I kidnap the zombie and take it to my hideout, then chain it up and make sure it's safe for me to survive. Keep repeating. While I do this, I begin to clear out a massive area of my hideout.

Then, I lure out two zombies at a time and force them to fight to the death.

I will run an underground zombie fighting ring and become king of the underworld.

I'll also be fucking the zombies yes that too

oh my a zombie apocalypse?

Interesting~

First, I'm filling my water bottle cause I will definitely get thirsty especially if there's no water😭✌️

I usually panic for small things but am unusually calm in extremely serious situations, so yeah panicking during an apocalypse is not my thing, we gotta stay very demure very mindful!!>.< I'd even be excited!!!(until someone gets murdered or bitten infront of me💀😭)

I'd wear the scarf (that I carry in public) around my neck, cause I'd rather die than get bitten than those unaesthetic things and turn into one✋😔

Also it's absolutely necessary that I hold a rice cooker (Idk where I'll get one from) while running away from one of those things just in case I need to end it's career in one shot.

Also I'm taking my Nivea lip balm with me gng I lowkey feel ugly without it🤧

Idkkk if I'll make it with my survival insticts of a damn peanut but it'll be so fun<33

Hmmm, so a zombie apocalypse….uhh…

so um, gather like, a bit of food and put it in some random bag I find. Thennnn go join some group so that I wouldn’t be alone in fending them off. (I also won’t die alone :))

anddd, probably get some plastic waterbottle cuz I might die of dehydration cuz I’m already dehydrated 24/7 :3

hmmm, umm ya dats it. I’d probably just try to survive. :)

if not……meh, gbye cruel world!

@princessofhearts0 @onigiri2012 @hersheyareyum @definitelyregulusblack @idroppedmyonigiriinmymiso @cherrieeww

thank u!! :]