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@ovloppy

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Iβm suddenly laughing at the idea of a cliche noir detective story written in the brutally concise style of Hemingway.
A woman walked into my office. She had legs. I noticed her legs. βI have a problem. I need your help,β she said. They always said that. I knew her legs werenβt the problem. I hoped she might want my help with them anyhow.
βCan you pay?β I asked. Of course she could. Her shoes were worth more than my rent. She could pay. βI can pay,β she said. Her eyes were wet. I wondered if anything else was wet. Probably not. I am not handsome. Not since the war. She was looking at my scar. Lots of people do. Most look away. Not her. She did not look away. She looked at my scar and I looked at her legs. There were two of them. I liked that about her. I liked that a whole lot. βWill there be danger?β I asked. There always is. This city bleeds danger, then drinks it right back up again.
βIβm afraid there might be danger,β she said. She had the voice of a beautiful woman. She also had the face and body of a beautiful woman. She was beautiful.
The light from the window was striped. It made stripes on my cigarette smoke. The end of my cigarette crumbled into ash. My marriage had also crumbled into ash.
βI can handle danger,β I said. I patted the butt of my gun. My gun was a Colt. My gun and my scar were all that was left from my time as a soldier. My gun, my scar, and the nightmares. I looked her up and down. βI am good at handling things.β
βItβs about my husband. Heβs gone missing.β
She was not wearing a ring. It means something when a woman does not wear a wedding ring. Usually, it means that she is not married. βSeems your ring has also gone missing,β I said. I hoped her dress would join it.
Her red mouth curved upwards. She was smiling a little. βI donβt wear it outside. A diamond that large would only invite trouble.β
βIn my experience, trouble doesnβt wait for an invitation.β I looked at her legs again. They were both still there. βWhen did you last see your husband?β
funniest yet most enlightening conversation on this whole social media ban topic, by two girls sat across from me on the bus the other day:
"what do they mean by social media? does Roblox count? what about all the stuff I've built?"
"you'll be fine, doesn't your icloud say you're 34?"
"oh my god they're even banning Facebook. who the fuck is on Facebook"
when you're feeling insecure about your limb difference, but your cool alien teacher has the same one, so it's actually awesome
I fear we may have gone too far...

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levels of mutualship :
the closest thing to real soulmates you can find
we fought in the same trenches and have a warrior's bond that carries over into every stage of life
friend i sit next to in every class and pass notes to/whisper to constantly
academic peer/colleague that i respect and have a little intellectual crush on
neighbour in the same apartment block that i say hi to on the stairs
neighbour across the street who i wave at every morning and evening
we're regulars at the same bar
i can't even remember who you are but if you weren't here there would be something fundamental missing
i stole this from twitter
To all my mutuals whether we talk much or not I love you all
And sometimes. @ovloppy happens. And you get a sorta-ish-yes-question-mark-platonic-partner-ish-idk-man out of it
I will be whatever you need <333
lets make vanilla extract
alcohol
vanilla
water
"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules
do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??
they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???
reblog to remind somebody about their molecules
people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules
anime girl pose

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Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe
How high was I last night?
How much lamb stew did I want to make??
1,814ΒΎ lbs of Lamb????
>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves
the unfathomable power of bay leaf
how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.
haha guess what I have rn
(A lollyyyy) (itβs not blue so.) (however pink is second best but no. Magic there)
HOORAY YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYA
Yes yes magic is everywhere if you open your eyes a bit
been thinking about grace and adrian being alike

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Today is fibromyalgia awareness day! Fibromyalgia is a Central Sensitization Syndrome, which means the central nervous system is affected. The response to every stimuli is pain. The brain fires pain signals at the slightest disturbance leading to widespread chronic pain.
There's hyperalgesia which means abnormally increased pain as a response to things that should only give mild discomfort
There's allodynia which means pain as a response to touch, or things that shouldn't normally cause pain. Like brushing your arm against something, touch, massaging, etc.
The body's threshold for stimulus is also reduced, since the nervous system is really sensitive. This leads to people getting overestimulated really quickly because we can handle very less stimuli compared to the average person. Which also leads to sensitivity with loud noises, textures, scents, and other sensory issues. Everything counts as a stimuli, and everything drains us. Pain costs energy.
Fibromyalgia is an invisible disability, but it is still a disability. And i just hope that educating people about it would help in increasing accomodations and understanding about this disorder and the people suffering from it.
Spread awareness today, and reach out to your friends and family if they suffer from chronic pain/fibromyalgia and take care of them <3
My family should all get me presents for fibromyalgia awareness day like my parents get presents for mother's/fathers day. /Silly
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