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My toxic aroace trait is that I have only ever seen evidence that a grand total of two (2) people in the universe actually experience romantic and sexual attraction on a scale that everyone insists as normal, and that is Gomez and Morticia Addams

If you cut off a chicken's head, it can still walk around for a few minutes before dying. If you cut off a chicken's legs, it cannot

i dont look closely at my mutuals profile photos so i dont actually know what they are i just recognize them based on color

I feel the need to point out that at some point during this contest we will likely have Gomez Addams vs Simon the convict and I think that’ll hurt tumblr

matching trio shirts that say “i come in peace” “i’m peace!” “i come from scientists and atheists and white men who kill god”

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

Wiggly talking about grace and richie

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

"What if my friends secretly hate me?" What if they pray for you before bed? What if they hear a song come on and it makes them immediately think of you? What if when times are hard for them, they close their eyes and think of the memories they've shared with you? What if they study your face closely to see how you're feeling? What if they listen to your stories? What if they smile when you text them first? What if

maintaining relationships with people is so difficult for no good reason. what are you supposed to do when you miss someone and want to talk to them more? Say you miss them and that you want to talk to them more? That's all bullshit

all of my friends (yes you guys) are absolutely adorable and gorgeous./p

Thank you :)) im actually feeling a lot better so i think that helped lol