*Sniff* Yep, Just What I Suspected. You’re Gay.

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

Quick shout out to the Down syndrome kid from my after-school program back when I was in grade school. Like yea he had the usual issues but he was a sweetheart and quite funny; and one day both his parents showed up at the same time to pick him up and I had the experience of meeting a family of genetically disabled people that had jobs and a home and a kid in school and it was a profoundly normalizing experience for me like I couldn’t take eugenicists seriously after that because like “no they totally can have whole entire meaningful lives with marriage and children and work and hobbies have you not met Dennis??” Anyway quick shout out to Dennis you were a real one

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

If we can’t be silly and nerdy together, we can’t be sexy and kinky together.

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to