Looks to me like you're made of meat, just like everyone else!

Last time Keith goes to his bros for dating advice.

its okay to be mad

you were fucked over

if youre crying or panicking, i suggest you find something to distract yourself, or have a glass of water or something. its not stupid, its okay. after seven seasons you were fucked over majorly and its fine to get upset to that degree but please look after yourselves

if youre currently watching the show and youre not all the way through and its upsetting you i suggest you stop

if youve seen spoilers and you know watching this season will upset you, please dont watch it

i love you

get rest if you stayed up late to watch it

i personally suggest dropping the show altogether.

Never fuck with Hunk

she sneezes in his cereal and they have a 1-week glaring competition that ends in them as besties

keith: ‘can you use your elf ears to hear if i’m breathing too fast’ allura: ‘i’ll kill you in real fucking life kogane’

neither of them can tap dance but by god they’ll try

when keith isn’t embarrassed anymore they talk about all the cute boys they’ve seen

allura: ‘sitting on this couch and talking to you….it makes me feel something’ keith: ‘oh that would be the cheerios i stuffed between the cushions’

allura: ‘hello kevin’ keith: ‘a-loofah’ allura: ‘krossfit’ keith: ‘aurora’ allura: ‘alright enough!!……keith kardashian’

allura has table manners and keith doesn’t but she doesn’t teach him, just witnesses his struggles and laughs

they do impulsive shit like seeing who can chug the most sprite in a minute

keith: ‘you’re like the 3rd girl i’ve talked to in my entire life ‘llura. the other 2 were my mum and Mrs Nichols the cafeteria lady’

they spar together but keith is like a bat out of hell and charges at her, screaming, so she throws her jewellery with enough force to knock him back

keith: ‘FIGHT ME LIKE A PALADIN’ allura throwing her tiara at his face: ‘STOP SCREAMING I GET OVERWHELMED’

keith: ‘i don’t wanna do the dishes tonight princess’ allura chameleon-changing into her galra form: ‘you will wash those dishes’ keith, crying hard: ‘yes of course’

they do impulsive shit like making the castleship do a barrel roll

red sits them on her two paws and nuzzles their heads while they talk about their families

allura: ‘you remind me a lot of my dad actually’ keith: ‘why’s that’ allura: ‘he was also a sasuke cosplayer’

they swap clothing so allura wears keith’s jacket and keith wears her cape but it gets stuck in the fridge door

allura: ‘you have a crush on lance right?’ keith turning red: ‘how did you-‘ allura: ‘haha tomato’ keith: ‘shut your fuck’ allura: ‘HA. HA. TOMATO’

they do impulsive shit like opening up about their sad pasts where they both start crying and allura uses keith’s hair like a tissue

allura: ‘haha lance used hair gel today. are you blushiiiiiing’ keith sighing: ‘he looks good’ allura: ‘haha BEETROOT’

they make a promise to stop the other from doing reckless things but because they have no impulse control, it ends with keith slicing the couch with his bayard and allura shouting macbeth lyrics at him

keith: ‘i can’t stop thinking about lance. i’m burning for him’ allura, a hopeless romantic: ‘GHDHÏGSHØGSÆHSÛBHDŁ’ keith: ‘how did you do that with your mouth’

allura teaches him about galra culture and he teaches her sick knife tricks

neither of them know how to spell croissant

to say they don’t get along is an understatement 

lotor: “hello smell-adins. i have defected from my father and ask for sanctuary” hunk: “sanctuary THIS!” 

everyone screaming: “hunk no!!!!” 

lotor: “so this is the food goo machine?” hunk: “don’t touch it” 

lotor snapping it in half: “wow how did that happen??” hunk firing up his bayard: “pidge close your eyes” 

hunk: “sorry i was gone guys! i needed that nap!” lotor: “hmm it would be a shame if you were to, you know, die in your sleep” 

hunk: “i made cookies for everyone!” lotor: “oh lovely” hunk: “you have really long pretty fingers. it would be a shame if you lost them”

lotor: “nice wig, what’s it made of?” hunk: “your mother’s chest hair” 

hunk: “guys, when did allura tell us to be on the bridge by” lotor: “7am” hunk: “shut up lotor you ignorant slut” 

lance: “7am” hunk: “thank you” 

on movie nights they sit on opposite sides of the couch and glare at each other until their eyes water

keith: “wait do you guys hear that faint buzzing sound?? i think some machinery is broken” lance: “i hear it too” 

hunk listening carefully: “oh it’s just lotor speaking” 

the team trains together until lotor handcuffs hunk to a training bot for 5 hours and hunk knocks him out by throwing pidge at him 

pidge as she’s sailing in midair: “not how i expected my tuesday to go” 

lotor: “pssst. red paladin. would you like to join my half-galra pop group?” keith taking a deep breath and screaming: “HUUUUUUUUUNK HE’S TRYING TO RECRUIT ME LIKE YOU SAAAAAAID” 

shiro: “i brought you warm soup” hunk: “thank you”

lotor: “and i brought you tray” hunk: “….thank you..”

lotor: “beTRAYal” hunk gasping: “lotor! you stupid bitch! no!” 

hunk rigs the castle’s temperature systems so it’s always -6 degrees in lotor’s room only

they’re not afraid to let each other know how they feel

lance: “i love you but your feet fucking stink, bitch, go wash them” keith: :/

keith, sniffing the air: “oh god, did you fart?” lance: *starts laughing* keith, unable to stop himself from laughing too: “that’s so bad, what the fuck did you eat”

they were banned by shiro and allura from having another pillow fight ever again

keith: “it wasn’t even that bad tho” shiro: “we found coran cowering in a corner” keith: “….ok it was pretty bad”

hunk: “can you tell me why you’re sneaking around like you’re the grinch who stole christmas?” lance: “shh keep it down! i’m in the middle of a nerf war with keith”

lance: “i’m on a winning streak and i’m not about to lose now” keith, crashing down from the ceiling vents: “peek-a-boo, bitch” 

lance: “…tick-tock” keith: “on the clock” both: “but the party don’t stop, no” 

they have countless pictures on pidge’s lance’s phone of each other just making the ugliest faces at the camera 

keith, whispering into lance’s ear: “…shiro doing the macarena” lance: *screams into his pillow*

keith: “what if we woke up and pidge was suddenly taller than all of us?” lance: “i swear if another word comes out of your hell mouth-”

lance: “how much goo do you think i can stuff into my mouth before i spew it all out?” keith: “i don’t know but i’m tagging along because this is something i need to see”

lance: “that’s weird, the hose isn’t working” keith: “what?? hunk’s gonna kill us if we break it again, lemme see” *peers into the hose*