Newt

Just an fyi. If I don’t post for like 3 months to 2 years, I’m not dead or anything. I have a good post idea like once every other blue moon.

If I had a nickel for every time Netflix released a Final Season of a show so bad it lead the viewers to form a mass conspiracy that there’s secret surprise episodes Netflix is hiding that we haven’t seen yet, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird its happened twice, right?

“Omg the Marius casting announced and he’s that actor from twilight” why is everyone forgetting that’s Alastair from Supernatural

A caitvi just told me vi can’t be a bottom cause she “canonically tops” in the show. I said “she ate cait out once”? And they said “yeah that’s what topping is” so bottoms can’t eat their gfs out anymore bc of #woke. Like damn y’all strict asf

Headcanon so canon I saw a fic tagged “cis Viktor” and had to sit with my head in my hands for a minute while I remembered trans Viktor isn’t canon to everyone

WHAT IS THE POINT OF USING THE PART OF THE SONG THAT SAYS NO GRAVE CAN HOLD MY BODY DOWN IF A GRAVE COULD INFACT HOLD MY BOBBY’S BODY DOWN COME ON

I’m a big fan of 9-1-1 just putting a kid in front of Buck when he’s sad. Like u may be dumb as hell for killing Bobby (even tho he’s fine and will be back soon) but they know a child cheers Buck up

Yall shouldn’t have killed Bobby Nash to a Hozier song at all but if u were gonna couldn’t you have waited until AFTER my Hozier concert?? I was already probably gonna cry but now I’m gonna be inconsolable with body wracking sobs tf

It’s always #letbuckfuck, never #letbuckbefucked. Let my man switch 💔

“Jayvik cottage by the stream” this “jayvik 4 kids” that WHERE ARE THE FICS WHERE ARE THE PREGNANCY TESTS WHERE IS THE MORNING SICKNESS WHERE ARE THE WEIRD DISGUSTING CRAVINGS WHERE IS THE FLUFF AND JOY AND WHIMSY AND HAPPINESS