Estate Executor: Thank you all for coming here today. We shall now read the last will and testament of Robert Wade Grant-Nash. He leaves all of his earthly property to his wife, Athena Grant, with the following exceptions:
I, Robert Grant-Nash, leave my father’s baseball glove to Harry Grant;
I, Robert Grant-Nash, leave my ice skating equipment, gear, and outfit & sequin repair gun to May Grant;
I, Robert Grant-Nash, leave my son Evan ‘Buck’ Buckley in the care of Edmundo Diaz, to have and to hold in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live. Don’t make me come back down to knock some sense into the two of you.
Everyone: (Gasps)
Buck: what does that mean?
Maddie & Tommy (in unison): I knew it!
Eddie: How does he get to one-up my own will reveal???!
Bobby: (staggering through the door cover in Mud and Fresh Dirt): Don’t read the will! There’s some Gay stuff in there…
Everyone: Bobby????! You’re alive?
