#buck 911

It definitely wasn’t an accident.

I tripped and fell face first into this show and this ship, hope y’all don’t mind 😂

Chris: Dad I need a poster board for my project

Eddie: I’ll pick it up tomorrow after work

Chris: It’s due tomorrow

Eddie: Why are you telling me just now then? Get your shoes.

*Calling Buck*

Eddie: Do you know anywhere still open that sells poster boards

Buck: I have some at my place for this exact situation

Eddie: What?

Buck: I used to do that same thing to Maddie. One time I couldn’t get a poster board that I had to use an old box.

Eddie: You are a life saver

Chris: I also need a topic for my project

Eddie: ……Take the zero I’m going to bed

Chris: Dad!!!

Eddie: *Snores*

Chris: Buck

Buck: I’m bisexual

Ravi: No shit

Buck: What?

Ravi: Dude you aren’t exactly subtle

Buck: but I just realized

Ravi: no way

Buck: yes!

Ravi: but I’ve seen you check out guys on call?

Buck: I was admiring their muscles most of the time

Ravi: so that’s what you told yourself?

Buck: whatever, I have a boyfriend

Ravi: uh…duh?

Buck: what do you mean duh???

Ravi: I thought you and Eddie were married with a son when I first joined. You guys were so domestic that when I found out you were only dating and Christopher was Eddie’s son, I was so shocked.

Buck:… I’m not dating Eddie

Ravi: YOU GUYS BROKE UP?!

Buck: WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER

Ravi: But Chris…

Buck: I’m just helping my best friend out! Eddie is straight.