shirt that says my childhood drags behind me like a dead body

"brocedes 2.0!" you must not understand the gravity of the situation that was lewis hamilton and nico rosberg. you must not have heard the tales.

calling isack “volatile” for being frustrated over the radio when his teammate is MAX VERSTAPPEN… yeah okay sky sports i know what you are

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

happy pride to my suspiciously close coworkers

when chloe from credit card baby and chris from significant lover meet and murder wm together

with all the dog lover talk going on i think that whenever you guys are ready we should rehash will and mack wearing matching j crew family section christmas pajama pants with little dogs on them to the sharks’ ugly sweaters party while everyone else just wore normal pants