The Sparknotes character description for Victor Frankenstein should just say “bitch”

ok guys let’s go to sleep now

all together

this is the book where madelines appendix burst you insensitive bastard

somebody teach me how to be a real goth……

You’re not a full grown adult until your body hurts for no reason why

Can’t take that chance

Shit I used to roll my eyes at posts like this but I ain’t takin no chances now lol

She is just…wow

Your mcm wears timbs in thE SUMMER

HE WORK CONSTRUCTION

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

My favorite thing about "Ok Boomer" is that, instead of arguing, the youth unconsiously and collectively decided to literally just verbally wave boomers off and treat them like children who won't shut up and i think that's beautiful

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

Guys I love my new job so much my boss is so nice we have paid breaks and can eat and drink off the menu free all day it’s iconic

inch resting how i work for a lil independent coffee shop that isn’t a huge corporate chain and my boss is the actual owner and he like works with us doing the same shit we do, pays all his staff the london living wage (which is more than the legal minimum wage), gives us paid breaks, provides lunch and drinks all day, uses entirely fair trade + ethically sourced ingredients and still runs a super profitable business which opened two additional shops this year. it’s almost like it’s a total blatant lie that huge companies like amazon and walmart would be committing fiscal suicide if they started treating their staff like actual human beings 

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

:))

thank you person who made me feel pretty good just now

GO OFFF