child of the kindly breast

now theyre going to bed and my stomach is sick but she’s touching his chest now, he takes off her dress now, two trucks having

NOW

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

sleeping w no pants on like “ooh i sure hope nobody grabs my INCREDIBLY JUICY ASS gosh i hope no one takes a handful of this PLUSH ASS OF MINE, omfg this is so embarrassing my THICK, SOFT ASS is just OUT, god lmfao i’m so clumsy with my HUGE, VOLUPTUOUS ASS,

wanna see a cursed relic from like 8 years ago that i found in my drawer?

i’m so used to how my cats behave that i forgot rudy doesn’t have low light vision like them, so i’ll come out of my room after dark and turn on my phones light and there will just be a pig in the middle of the room who, from his perspective, thinks i just fucking teleported in front of him and this happens and he’s always VERY startled

you just have a pig in your house, vibing?

this person doesn’t even have a pig in their house

The government is supposed to be doing shit for us. Demand it.

thank you for giving this 400 notes it only got 2 reacts in the groupchat

tantrum hole