olivia

a big nose is the most erotic feature someone can have and i really truly believe that

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

New post, gonna use this to document my journey as a trans woman

Going to the store

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

you are fucking died. game oval.

sir that's yassified information

have we tried substance abuse my liege

(my fuckass paws whacking the keyboard) im in

hey um. I saw you reblogged a post from tumblr user wormgirlpenisballs. well she literally takes the lord's name in vain on a regular basis and my mom says she's an agent of the devil. could you kill her please