not now sweetie mommy’s blogging about something that 5 people care about

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

kitten i'll be honest daddy needs to learn how to have fun making art again or he's going to kill himself

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.