started from the bottom now we a little bit above the bottom

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

i love it when people say things like ‘i can’t draw to save my life’ because it makes me  think of someone holding them at gunpoint saying ‘ALRIGHT HERES A PENCIL I WANNA SEE SPONGEBOB IN 45 SECONDS OR UR GONE’

And this is why the Egyptians worshiped cats like gods.

THEY DID IT THEY DEFEATED THE MAN

imagine reading a book with the name of all the guys that ever had a crush on you

why would i want a book with blank pages in it

When I was in high school they told me I wouldn’t succeed and I’d never make it. I almost gave up. Now? I’m 19 and I just got 30 likes on a tumblr post.

@fangirl0013

Yes

itd be fucked up if our teeth were always flacid but got hard when we ate