I Know The SWAT team

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I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

when charles schulz said "all you need is love. but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt" and anthony bourdain said "your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. enjoy the ride" and mark twain said "part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like." when erma bombeck said "i am not a glutton- i'm an explorer of food," voltaire said "ice-cream is exquisite. what a pity it isn't illegal" and when kurt vonnegut said "you can't just eat good food. you've got to talk about it too. and you've got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food."

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

And now its 10th. Yay!

Oh, just in time for all the twitter and reddit refugees!

i love reading useless information on wikis for things i already know thoroughly

I can't explain this sensation except that no matter how mundane the information it just feels satisfying to see other people confirm that they are aware of the same details. That indeed we all see notice and appreciate the same characteristics of things, even minor things from fiction and art. Like somehow I am just glad to get confirmation that a Goomba is a mushroom with feet and a unibrow in everyone else's world too.

party rocking with a mouse tonight

piece of cheese we're gonna have a big bite 🧀🐁

and we gon’ make you lose your rinds

we just wanna see ya.......... . squeak that

this dude unlocked the infinite grind cheat in real life

Im so glad for the music choice