got my hand stuck in a tingles prube

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

I’d honestly be scared as fuck if a bunch of basic shapes came floating towards me. Yellow Prism. Red Sphere? Fuck that.

You are really gonna freak out when I tell you about the sun

The Sun's fine as long as it stays over there

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

What about a Pirate's soul?

Does not matter at all to me. Pirates are made to be objectified.

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.