Welcome to a mess of hyperfixations ×_×

This is what kitty cats are saying when they sniff each other

this is not an original observation but something about rocky being a wingman (intentional or not) for bloodymary just brings me so much joy. "why grace heart rate increase, question?" after simon just caught grace staring at him,, ugh perfection

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

would you like to share with the class 🤔

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

would you like to unshare with the class

#ratatouille

I love that Rocky is a bland beige rock with too many limbs and no face! I love that he's so unmarketable and goes against the rules of character design principles!! Yet he is SO beloved!!! he sparks joy in millions!!!! In times where big corps try to replace art with the most boiled-down-edges-smoothened slop thats supposed to appeal to everyone and in doing so: appeals to no-one-- We have Rocky. I love you Rocky.

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

hi guys. I'm evil.

hmmm i’m gonna make longform posts about you where i project nuance onto your actions

nooo my evil qwailties

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

it should be against the law for streaming services to use shows they canceled to advertise. stop parading her dead body around you bitch you literally killed her