M•E•G•A•N

all these white boy punks have the misfits and black flag logo tattooed all over but the minute a girl says she wants a 1d tattoo all of a sudden she’s the cringey fangirl

Because 1d is a shitty band

not everyone likes 1d and that’s okay, not everyone has good taste

You ever hear a song so good you feel like like you’re in love, not with a person but just in love

i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

the weeknd said “I ain’t got no business catching feelings” and I felt that

*pouts because I’m not getting fucked*

If I’ve learned anything from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it’s that it is the one show where quotes are more normal and sane out of context than in context.

The “Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?” quote is bookended by Charlie violently spewing blood on a date