The straight white boy of being gay and non-binary

This is also true for bugs

making out with a pair of balls slowly and romantically like they’re the love of my life

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

have u considered developing an all-consuming crush on me

if the dragon's not purring and making cute little noises and squirming then you're not rubbing its belly the right way okay. do better

it's in your best interest as a creature with self-preservation instincts to figure out what you're doing wrong and fix it immediately.