ur last chance to disco!

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how to tell human,,, "ilove you",,,

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

shia labeouf DIE. brad pitt DIE. chris brown DIE. johnny depp DIE. cristiano ronaldo DIE. conor mcgregor DIE. die die die die die die die DIE. every single abuser DIE. if you support them DIE TWICE!

none who ask me what i plan on doing with my master’s degree shall prosper

i love being gay so much it's like walking thru walls except the walls aren't real everyone else has just convinced themselves they are

so many unread books on my shelf. unsure which to start first so ill just read nothing

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

didn't realize this post got any notes because you know what i'm also not checking? my activity feed.