Faggotry

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

that last one is literally a LOOK

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

Pearl ghostwrote this

mr krab daughter??

no the rock

dwayne????

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

i went to england to visit the family of this boy im dating in birmingham. one of his sisters lived in manchester and his whole family kept being like we wish lila was her you would love her blah blah blah lila would just lobe you blah and I was finally like well why couldn’t she make it? everyone was like lol as we said she’s in manchester??? that’s it. i looked up the distance and it’s like less than two hours away and when me and my dude went to grab a beer later that night I was like so does Lila not get along with your parents like what’s up? again, he’s like babe I told you she’s in manchester. I was like are the villages at war????? he goes “it’s too far. this isn’t holiday.” I was like babe we’ve drivin 4-5 hours for weekend trips to the beach Im just confused- and he cuts me off and goes “that’s American me. We don’t do that here”

What children?? This is a normal man, probably in his way to watch an R-rated film, as any adult has the right to do!

“Hello, fellow adults”