WHY DIDNT I LISTEN TO ROMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Remus: Ah, my snakey is romantic.

A/N prompted by @andysepticeye - nonbinary logan coming out to their supportive bf, roman. also, the first fanfic ive posted in several months

word count: 1055

warnings: accidental misgendering (due to logan not being out)

summary: emotional vulnerability, two insecure partners and the discovery of euphoria.

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Roman shifts closer into Logan’s side and their whole body feels warm. Content. Happy. Roman continues chatting with the others but Logan remains silent, relishing in their boyfriend’s presence. 

Everything is perfect, but…

“Isn’t my boyfriend the cutest?” Roman announces to the room as he absentmindedly strokes Logan’s hair. Logan tries not to flinch, tries to choke down the feeling of wrongness.

Virgil grunts an affirmation and Patton coos. “He sure is!”

Logan twitches. Their hand flexes. Tightens. Roman sends them a questioning look and they quickly withdraw, schooling their features from discomfort to neutral, un-tensing their shoulders and releasing their breath.

Roman knows them better than that, though.

Deceit

pal

Snake titties.

Snitties

Dummy Thicc

and the clap of my

Snitties

I arrive to the court room.

Suit: on

Patton: pissed off

Roman: thirsty

Virgil: anxious

Logan: nowhere

Snitties: out

Hell nah

Sorry Patton but that’s

I NEED!

Logicality: Sitting in front of the oven waiting for whatever you’re baking to be done and feeling the heat on your face

Prinxiety: Wiping off a full face of makeup and slowly seeing all the colours stain the makeup wipe

Analogical: Standing up and stretching after a long time sitting in the same spot

Royality: Laughing until your cheeks burn and you have to wipe tears out of your eyes

Moxiety: Running your hand back and forth across a fluffy blanket and drawing patterns in it

Logince: Sitting in a closed theatre on the stage and looking out into the empty audience

Dukeceit: Waiting for your eyes to adjust to the dark while you’re lying in bed

Roceit: Flipping your hair back and forth in the morning to see which way you should part it

Loceit: Sticking pencils behind your ears and pulling them out right when you need them

Moceit: Squeezing lemons into your iced tea and putting a slice on the side of the glass

Anxceit: Scrapping the extra nail polish off your cuticles after you’re done painting them

Intrulogical: Trying to wash off the ink stains left on your hand from smudging your writing

Moduke: Crunching leaves under your feet as you walk across your lawn

Dukexiety: Drinking black coffee as fast as you can even as it burns your tongue

Remile: Feeling someone’s fingers run through your hair as they slowly try to braid it

LAMP: Sitting in your living room much too late surrounded by photo albums you decided to go through

DLAMP: Posting a picture on the group chat and seeing all the notifications of your friends complimenting you