Shameless degeneracy

I've just started listening to the Welcome To Night Vale podcast, and I'm pretty sure that everyone in Night Vale only hates Desert Bluffs because they're the normal version of Night Vale.

OH MY GOD NEVERMIND

we all know that wyllstarion goes crazy as hell but you really have to think about it from Wyll’s perspective. You’re the most fairy tale brained man on earth whose life is a continued sequence of romantic and heroic ideals set up to fail. You want to be a heroic duke and save your city but wind up making a pact with a devil. You want to use that pact for good and are almost (or straight up) tricked into killing an innocent. You go on the most princely quest of all to ask a dragon for his help and we all know how that ends. And then in comes Astarion jangling like the most weaselly evil court advisor, a vampire no less and you’re like actually fuck it this slippery eel is where it’s AT. and this time you actually do get a happy ending with it. it goes crrrrazyyyy

lesbians enjoy pathetic male characters because we have an instinctive prey drive

when many lesbians enjoy the same little guy that's pack hunting

no i am not lying down next to him romantically i am sizing him up like a constricting snake preparing to swallow him

everyone liking this: please reblog!! I don't beg for reblogs but I genuinely want dom/mes, sadistics, etc to get some appreciation

Hey potential clients if you don’t want to get ripped off (paying for something that took little time, no skill, low effort) I highly suggest showing smaller artists offering commissions some love. You will never get that level of passion or satisfaction of having helped someone put food on the table from something generated off of stolen art.

please, i'm a fighter, not a lover! put your pants back on and draw your blade.