fuck it, we cringe

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

writes drowning lessons and immediately grows hair into cutesy bob

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

i did this for like 5 minutes . Consecutively. I’m easily entertained

biting off more than i can chew. but. well. i guess i like to bite

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

white boy you need to get a job

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.