warlock poasting

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

someone said tumblr nuked this post, but I could never be so lucky.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to walk through the body of a God?

@derinthescarletpescatarian

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

the sexiest thing a man can be is only an extension of someone else. the sexiest thing a woman can be is angry. this is true

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

They’ll do that to you. They all want to do that to you but you can’t let them

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away