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HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

i LOVE the word decorum . like please! have some decorum ✋

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew

(thinks about something someone said 2 months ago) Fuck you

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy