rabbits are lucky on account of all the clover like they eat so much clover that they're bound to be chowing down on some four-leafed ones and all of the luck from those few lucky clovers is heavy (good luck weighs more than bad luck or neutral luck does) so it slips down the body and gets stored in the rabbit's feet and that's how their feet are so strong and able to hop so far it's all the luck.

"maths is the universal language" wrong, it's music

the well ok of it all

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

my child will NOT use AI in school, they will cheat with pen and paper and not get caught

spending my twenties rotting and decaying

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

coupons used to mean something now deals are like HURRY NOW! get 3 free napkins when you spend $75+ 😋

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo