bibleposting

every time someone says “they’re found family, they can’t be together! it’s like dating their sibling/parent!” i make one more character do fauxcest.

we are the dennislings please feed us!

we are the dennislings please feed us!

we are the dennislings please feed us!

we are the dennislings please feed us!

i have to piss someone off so badly that they snap and do something to me that is so bad that they scare themselves. please

Robby and the baby. That’s it.

that's how he bounced Dennis as a baby 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

no exactly like. get away from my wife. you bitches didn't like her when she was dropping scalpels and threatening to murder pedophiles. you do not have true love for trinity santos in your heart.

please please please god do not let me suffer through a whole ass season of robby and noelle implying they're fucking. i don't care. i'm not here for the fucking. i do not want a Hint of present romance touching That Man. he stays celibate in canon or he dies i'm dead serious.

and yes that includes dennis. that includes jack. Not A Soul. i'm romantophobic and sexophobic in every single direction do Not test me

brother you gotta put those big brown eyes away. youll kill someone

(shouting over the loud music to the guy next to me at a crowded bar) no no listen. there's two types of piss kink, okay? there's the wetting kind and the golden showers kind. the wetting kind is all about loss of control. desperation. it's about surrendering yourself to your irresistible physical urges. it makes pissing a submissive act. sit back down i'm not finished. the golden showers kind is about pissing as a dominant act. it's about degradation. objectification. turning a person with agency into something dirty to be used for relief. there's overlap between the two but both can be used to reinforce different power dynamics in bdsm contexts. where are you going