nonstop service to all my The Pitt x incest HCs & fics (and some noncest too cuz im a Well Rounded Individual of Broad & Varied Tastes). Slash, m/f, yuri... if it can 'cest, it's here!
if you don't want to see incest HCs then please block me and filter #pittcest and have a nice day! (/gen /npa)
and for those of you who are interested, well.... [rubs my gay pervert hands together] welcome aboard <3 <3
incest fics + HCs: #pittcestexpress
non-incest fics + HCs: #noncestexpress
#no comment 😶😶 is my reblog tag for "this isn't incest but it's not NOT incest" (aka adorn your incest vision goggles)
for specific ships, I try to tag everything with [ship name]cest so hucklerobby >> hucklerobbycest but sometimes the family dynamics (like my hucklerabbotkingdoncest HCs) are too complex and I forget a tag or two
feel free to send asks about ships or concepts! I'm always happy to read the filth you guys share <3 <3
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This doesnt make much sense but rabbot meeting in their 30s when they both come to work at the same hosptial brcause both needed a more "secure" job as both recently required custody of their sons as single parents.
Jack didnt know Andrew existed until the tense 8 year old was dropped off at his house pretty much unannounced but there was no denying Andy was his... Andrew is an odd quiet boy and Jack holds a lot of guilt for not being there for him as he clearly went through a lot!
Robby having coparented his boy John for some years but the mom emigrated and John wanted to stay with papa! John is a bubbly goofy little 7 year old with big doe eyes ready to charm<3
Rabbot helping each other watch the boys and Andrew and John become friends even though they are vastly different! John ending up working at the hospital alongside them many years later as doctor, and Andrew works in the hospital too? It definitely is weird as fuck for the other staff seeing the younger versions of their bosses every day lol
well he's seen the inside of robby's house and he considered himself to be robby's best friend (or robby was his best friend) in s1 ("i don't have a best friend" "then what am i?" haunts me). unrequited best friendship is sooo yummy when mixed with their power dynamic and age gap.
but that's canon. outside of canon, i think they spent their days constantly trying to touch each other while they worked on cases. robby taking any opportunity to guide langdon's hands, sliding past each other in busy trauma rooms, making sure to rub their dicks over each other's asses when they did, brushing the backs of their hands against each other's bulges. trading quips and teases and compliments with smug smiles and hard cocks.
then as soon as they leave the room their eye lock across the room with a nod then they take separate routes to the ADA bathroom where robby sinks into or onto langdon with a grunt and then they rut hard and fast, one of their foreheads on the cold tile wall, the other pressed against the other's shoulder, hands reaching around to fist the unsheathed cock until they both groan and shudder within 30 seconds or less, so pent up from their teasing and touching.
then they pull out, wash their hands, and leave the bathroom separately, all refreshed and ready to take on their next cases.
cw incest, dad/daughter, robby/trinity, brief mild emeto (not as a kink), all characters = adults
trinity accidentally sends some cute lingerie pics (maybe something like these?) except robby doesn't see who the photos are from. he just sees them pop up at the top of his screen and figures jack found yet another gorgeous instagram model that appeals to both of their tastes.
but maybe if it wasn't so late at night after such a long and draining day, robby might have noticed the contact name was definitely not jack's.
he also might have noticed the background of the photos looked similar to a room he'd been in many times before.
he might have even noticed the striking similarities between what he could see of the young woman's body and the young woman currently down the hall from him...
but since it is so late at night after such a long and draining day, robby doesn't enlarge the images or even grab his reading glasses off the night stand. he just slips a hand under his blankets and gets right to work on his nightly pre-bed routine.
he starts by vividly imagining snapping those thin panty straps against her hips and speckling little pink marks across her skin with the sharp, stinging snaps. he imagines that maybe she yelps or giggles a little when he does, and his responding smile crinkles the corners of his eyes.
he imagines how soft her skin would feel if he slipped his hands under the cups of her bra to tease her nipples with his thumbs, then imagines how warm and wet she might feel if he pressed his hand to the pretty fabric between her thighs and circled the pads of his fingers over and over until she started to squirm.
he imagines how her breath might hitch if he pulled her panties to the side and rubbed himself across her lips, how her skin would be all flushed and glistening as he traced his tip between her folds. he imagines squeezing the soft flesh of her hips as he pushes forward and rocks himself inside her — slow and steady, at first, then gradually harder and faster.
he imagines holding her hips in place as his thrusts speed up, thighs slapping against hers again and again, until finally he can't take it any longer and he suddenly pulls out, panting and jerking himself fast and hard until he cums all over that perfect, pretty lingerie on that perfect, pretty girl.
robby collapses back onto the bed, phone forgotten as he luxuriates in his post-orgasmic haze. his head buzzes and chest heaves as waves of endorphins and visions of soft skin and pretty lace wash over him.
then, as his pounding heart rate slows, robby realizes with a chuckle that he never actually tapped in to really look at the photos.
with a grunt, he rolls over to reach for his reading glasses and, when he slips them on, he re-focuses his blinking eyes on the screen as he finally taps into the photos. as the larger images fill his screen, he frowns, then zooms in on the young woman's face and–
robby tumbles out of bed and lunges towards the bathroom, making it just in time to become violently, wretchedly sick.
after he finally stumbles back to his bed, robby lies awake for hours, staring at the ceiling. the rock of guilt in the pit of his stomach becomes heavier and more solid by the hour, until it's almost as heavy and hard as his cock still is.
almost.
but no matter how many different ways he tries to will it all away, robby can't stop thinking about how good and right it felt — to imagine touching and teasing and fucking… her.
by the time he finally wakes up the next morning, groggy and miserable, robby sees that his daughter unsent the photos and replaced them with an innocent meme instead. she didn't mention sending him the wrong pictures so, after a bit of consideration, robby decides he doesn't need to mention that he saw them.
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it’s so crazy having a follower base on tumblr knowing full well it’s not based on selfies or anything like people are here for your crazy twisted mind. i feel like nietzsche
Dennis got weened off his mother too early when he was young so his body developed a tendency to suck on random things small enough for his mouth to compensate, lollipops, straws, his left thumb, his nails, you name it.
Robby and Jack tried to train this habit out of their boy purely for sanitary reasons, but unfortunately for them, even the beatings from his parents weren’t enough to make him stop, so he easily tuned out the older men’s little warnings and sometimes paddlings and returned to his fixation.
It’s not like the habit didn’t teach him how to handle things in his mouth whenever he went down either of them, using expert suction and tongue to milk them dry every time he needed to stave off their complainings.
It’s afternoon on a Sunday and they’re all lazing about on the sofa, shirts off from the heat, Jack’s trying to respond to work emails, and he got so fed up with sounds of teeth grinding against fingernails that he rolled his eyes at Robby in commiseration, but something snapped in the man and he somehow understood it as straight up grabbing Dennis’ head then shove his hairy pecs into his mouth.
“You want something to suck on? Come ‘mere, kid, my tits are feeling heavy today.”
Thinking that their little tumble would distract Dennis a bit, Jack snorted slightly at his rowdy boys and returned to typing a response. But only after a paragraph in, the chewing sounds returned, and they sounded… wet. Jack looked up again immediately when he heard a quiet “Mommy…” mewling from Dennis and a startled moan from Robby shortly after.
Robby is now wrapping his right arm around Dennis, hugging him close, hand patting his head like he’s swaddling a newborn, looking at the man with an expression of equal parental adoration as well as unrestrained lust, softly cooing, that’s it, baby boy, Mommy’s got you. Oh- oh, your mouth feels so good darling. Jack glazed over Robby’s left and saw him already languidly stroking himself.
It’s not like the three of them never did that stuff before during foreplay, it’s just that Dennis played it safe, familiar sights you’ve probably seen on every porn ever; a quick nipping here, a bite there, then he lifted his head up to meet them at their lips again as he pinched them to oversensitivity.
This is Dennis sucking exclusively on Robby’s right nipple, teeth gently munching on the areola, a tongue dart out every now and then to lap up at something. Oh my god, Jack thought, breaths quickening, it’s like he’s trying to drink up his mama’s milk. When did Jack grip his own dick so hard?
Then Robby noticed an audience and his moustache lifted into a wicked grin, eyes squinted and crow’s feet deepening, and he continued his soft murmurings to Dennis while staring right at Jack.
There you go bubbeleh, drink it all up, ugh, yeah you’re gonna grow up all big and strong just like Daddy after he gives you his milk too, won’t he?
Jack came so intensely he got tunnel visions for a solid minute.
i know it’s a normal conversational reply but my brain really did backflips when frank’s reply to dennis’, “i’m waiting for robby to give me the keys to his place cuz i’m housesitting,” (paraphrased) was, “nice. i’ve seen his place” with those repeating nods and that long look and those pinched lips like bro is hashtag JEALOUS and he’s always known that he’s no longer daddy’s favourite star but hearing it directly from the new favourite must’ve been a real punch ohh i was tearing the wallpaper off the walls with my nails because that was toooo good
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hey, do you have an AO3? I also love oove your content. also do you have any thoughts on little!Robby and CG!jack?
hi!! yes my ao3 is the same as my url <3 <3 i also have links to some fics on ao3 under my #pittcestexpress moodboard tag
and i have so so many thoughts on cg jack/little robby!
cw caregiver/little dynamics, all characters = adults
i love that jack being a somewhat-out-of-his-depth-but-very-earnest-and-effective caregiver for robby is basically canon. i also love jack calling himself daddy or mommy depending on what robby's needs are (or what his own needs are, cuz let's be real, jack definitely also needs to exercise control over the uncontrollable sometimes).
i'll also state for the record that i believe robby (while little or not) sleeps best when he falls asleep curled around jack's chest like an octopus and suckling at jack's nipple. i think robby nuzzling at jack's chest and calling him "mommy" until jack lifts his shirt and guides robby in to latch onto his nipple might cure both of them, actually.
(consensual somno) i also think sometimes robby will keep suckling in his sleep and it'll turn jack on so much that he has to slide a hand under the blankets and jerk off. or sometimes he'll even gently unlatch robby from his nipple and slide him down under the blankets until his boy's hungry mouth latches around the tip of his cock. then jack will fist up and down his shaft as his watches his sleepy boy suckle his tip, and from there it's usually only a matter of minutes until his boy's mouth is filled with his cum — or, as little robby calls it, jack's "milk"
obviously a lot of this would go even harder in an omegaverse/other mpreg setting where jack can also lactate (or harder for me, The Pitt's #1 Lactation Fan) and harder still in an incest verse where jack and robby are brothers (esp if jack is his younger brother for some role reversal/guilt complex fun)
there's sooo many delicious ways this dynamic could play out though so feel free to chime in everyone 👀👀
like you know little boy's can't be trusted to keep their hands clean but daddy's a doctor so he's definitely keeping his hands clean and germ free which makes it safe to suck on. or something like that.
"baby i don't know where those fingers have been, we gotta wash em first" maybe jack behind robby at the sink rubbing their hands together under the water, making sure his boy doesn't have to switch back into adult mode just to make sure his fingers are clean enough to suck
jack stroking all of his boy's piss out of him is canon to me <3 <3 maybe he strokes his shaft/base while he lets robby aim himself?? (though he might have to take over when his boy starts cumming too)
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Robby going on his trip and Jack taking it as the perfect time to start training their sons dennis and frank… ofc sending robby proof of how good their boys are
oops this got kinda angsty but i think it's still hot??
cw incest, dad/son, brothercest, angst with happy ending, faceslapping, choking, all characters = adults
Brothers Robby & Jack had loved fucking each other for years and had always talked about getting their sons involved as soon as they were old enough. But when Frank's birthday came around, Robby said it wouldn't be fair to involve only one of their sons. So Jack reluctantly agreed to wait until Dennis's birthday to start training both of them up.
Then, Robby started planning his trip.
Jack made it no secret that he didn't want him to go. He didn't understand why his brother-husband felt the need to go at all, especially when he was planning to leave the day after Dennis's birthday.
They went back and forth about it for months.
"I don't see the problem with waiting a little longer," Robby said, again, as he and Jack laid on the couch. "We can just train them up when I get back, or maybe we could try again next year."
"Sounds like you're getting cold feet," Jack said, squeezing the foot in his hand.
Robby huffed and nudged him with his foot. "Never been warmer. I just —" He gestured vaguely. "I need to do a little soul searching first. Figure out what I really want."
Jack eyed him carefully, then scooted closer.
Robby tensed as his brother-husband leaned in and slid a hand down the front of his pants.
"You know what I really want?" Jack asked softly. He cupped his hand around his brother as he nosed along his jaw.
Robby swallowed and shook his head.
"I wanna see my brother training up our boys," Jack murmured, "just like we always talked about. I want my brother's cock buried so deep inside our sons I can't even get a taste of it, no matter how hard I try."
Robby shuddered and bit his lip as his brother pulled back.
Jack nodded down at Robby's crotch. "Feels like you know what you really want."
Robby tried to look away but Jack chased his eyes.
"So why," Jack continued, "are you trying to run from it?"
Robby shook his head. "3 months is hardly running."
"Okay," Jack nodded, unconvinced. "Well, a lot could happen in 3 months."
Robby paused. "What's that was supposed to mean?"
"I dunno." Jack shrugged. "I'm just saying you might be missing a lot of fun if you go."
Robby glanced at him sideways. "Okay, I know what you're trying to do," he said carefully, "and I also know a bluff when I hear one."
"It's not a bluff."
Robby scoffed, but when Jack's expression didn't change, he swallowed hard.
Finally, Jack told him there wasn't much he could do to stop him from going if that's what he really wanted, and they left it at that.
___
The day after Dennis's birthday and about 8 hours into his trip, Robby got a text while paying at a pit stop.
When he saw the photo, Robby swore loudly, startling the poor attendant behind the counter.
But he couldn't help it. The image in his shaking hand showed his brother-husband snuggled up in their bed, shirtless and flushed, with both of their sons sleeping soundly on his chest.
"You missed one helluva bluff, brother" the message below said.
Robby couldn't see anything beneath the blanket tucked around their 3 bare chests, but Jack's free hand was cupped firmly around where their oldest son's ass would be. Neither of his sons' hands were visible.
Robby shifted uncomfortably and glanced up at the attendant. The young man's eyes flicked up nervously as he continued scanning his items. Robby forced a smile, then turned back to the image in his hand.
Each of his boys seemed to have large, pinkish marks on their bodies. Dennis's was along his cheek. Frank's was around his neck. When Robby zoomed in, the marks took the unmistakable shape of Jack-sized handprints.
Fuck.
Robby knew how good it felt to have Jack's palm snap against his own cheekbones. He knew how quickly his mind went went hazy with lust as Jack's grip tightened around his throat.
Thinking about his boys knowing that pleasure, moaning and gasping and choking as their dad pummeled inside them...
Robby tossed his payment on the counter and turned for the door, tapping out a quick reply.
"On my way. Do NOT touch them again until I'm there."
3 dots appeared then disappeared almost instantly, and Robby swore again when a short video arrived.
He watched as Jack held up his free hand next to his smug face then panned the camera down to his hips, where both of their sons' heads were now bobbing below the blanket.
