🩺 pittcest express 🚂

robby stilled, fully seated in dennis. “wait, what?”

and, oh wow, that was embarrassing. dennis shoved his head into the pillow, so his words were a little muffled. “just ignore that, please.”

“no, what’s a knot in this context?” robby asked while running a hand up and down dennis’s side.

how does one explain to their fifty year old boyfriend that they read insane werewolf smut? how does one explain that they wanted to be bred but in, like, a fictional way? fuck, he shouldn’t have stayed up late to read that book last night.

dennis swallowed nervously, wiggling against the cock still in his ass. “it’s just-it’s just a thing from my books. it’s nothing, keep going.”

so robby did. he kept going. he fucked dennis so well he forgot all about his embarrassing admission. then, when dennis was asleep, robby went into the man’s backpack and opened his kindle.

robby poured over his library and it was full of titles like the alpha who loved me, an omega’s decision, the fated mates. robby opened one that seemed to be what dennis was currently reading. it was some of the filthiest shit he’d ever seen, and he’d read classic bodice rippers.

apparently a knot was when a dick got super big and basically locked the two partners together. there was an underlying sweetness to the perversion. dennis wanted to be mates in this fantastical way. he wanted to be physically tied for a period of time.

https://x.com/thepittbunnies/status/2063337776863690981?s=46

"i'm not allowed to pick favourites, i have a few. he's one of them"

his big beaming smile!! dennis whitaker, you are the chosen one :')

Jack didnt know Andrew existed until the tense 8 year old was dropped off at his house pretty much unannounced but there was no denying Andy was his... Andrew is an odd quiet boy and Jack holds a lot of guilt for not being there for him as he clearly went through a lot!

Robby having coparented his boy John for some years but the mom emigrated and John wanted to stay with papa! John is a bubbly goofy little 7 year old with big doe eyes ready to charm<3

but that's canon. outside of canon, i think they spent their days constantly trying to touch each other while they worked on cases. robby taking any opportunity to guide langdon's hands, sliding past each other in busy trauma rooms, making sure to rub their dicks over each other's asses when they did, brushing the backs of their hands against each other's bulges. trading quips and teases and compliments with smug smiles and hard cocks.

then as soon as they leave the room their eye lock across the room with a nod then they take separate routes to the ADA bathroom where robby sinks into or onto langdon with a grunt and then they rut hard and fast, one of their foreheads on the cold tile wall, the other pressed against the other's shoulder, hands reaching around to fist the unsheathed cock until they both groan and shudder within 30 seconds or less, so pent up from their teasing and touching.

Park The Shark: I'm a knife 😈

Robby and Jack tried to train this habit out of their boy purely for sanitary reasons, but unfortunately for them, even the beatings from his parents weren’t enough to make him stop, so he easily tuned out the older men’s little warnings and sometimes paddlings and returned to his fixation.

It’s not like the habit didn’t teach him how to handle things in his mouth whenever he went down either of them, using expert suction and tongue to milk them dry every time he needed to stave off their complainings.

It’s afternoon on a Sunday and they’re all lazing about on the sofa, shirts off from the heat, Jack’s trying to respond to work emails, and he got so fed up with sounds of teeth grinding against fingernails that he rolled his eyes at Robby in commiseration, but something snapped in the man and he somehow understood it as straight up grabbing Dennis’ head then shove his hairy pecs into his mouth.

“You want something to suck on? Come ‘mere, kid, my tits are feeling heavy today.”

Thinking that their little tumble would distract Dennis a bit, Jack snorted slightly at his rowdy boys and returned to typing a response. But only after a paragraph in, the chewing sounds returned, and they sounded… wet. Jack looked up again immediately when he heard a quiet “Mommy…” mewling from Dennis and a startled moan from Robby shortly after.

Robby is now wrapping his right arm around Dennis, hugging him close, hand patting his head like he’s swaddling a newborn, looking at the man with an expression of equal parental adoration as well as unrestrained lust, softly cooing, that’s it, baby boy, Mommy’s got you. Oh- oh, your mouth feels so good darling. Jack glazed over Robby’s left and saw him already languidly stroking himself.

It’s not like the three of them never did that stuff before during foreplay, it’s just that Dennis played it safe, familiar sights you’ve probably seen on every porn ever; a quick nipping here, a bite there, then he lifted his head up to meet them at their lips again as he pinched them to oversensitivity.

This is Dennis sucking exclusively on Robby’s right nipple, teeth gently munching on the areola, a tongue dart out every now and then to lap up at something. Oh my god, Jack thought, breaths quickening, it’s like he’s trying to drink up his mama’s milk. When did Jack grip his own dick so hard?

Then Robby noticed an audience and his moustache lifted into a wicked grin, eyes squinted and crow’s feet deepening, and he continued his soft murmurings to Dennis while staring right at Jack.

There you go bubbeleh, drink it all up, ugh, yeah you’re gonna grow up all big and strong just like Daddy after he gives you his milk too, won’t he?