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unfortunately i can’t respond to your text because it stressed me out for no reason and now it’s been too long so i’m just gonna ignore it

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

This is horrific, thank you!!!

are you “adaptable” or are you just willing to subject yourself to existing in low key background-level ambient misery

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn