In This Life Or The Next

first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show

one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

stop posting about your badly behaved dog i mean husband online if you’re going to get upset with the people telling you he’s a bite risk. “look at what my husband packed me for my lunch” and it’s the most insulting low effort assortment of snacks you’ve ever seen accompanied with a note that says “i see you as subhuman”. “ugh guys stop telling me my husband doesn’t respect me you’re not the ones in the relationship you don’t know what he’s really like” yes i do and i think you should have him put down.

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

Omg I really don’t give a fuck about these UFO sightings unless they have drugs from their world that I can abuse.

all my haters become pollinators in the garden of earthly delights

it took me 10 years to realize my tumblr mutuals represent mental disorders