Today Is Gonna Be The Day

Reblog if you are an alpha woman who are unable to love, you support alpha women who are unable to love, or you just laughed really hard at the article title

when you feel alone and work is overwhelming just remember that you’re a part of someone’s best memories. no dialogue just your presence, in exploring somewhere new, a reassuring smile and support you gave, or in lots of laughter and sun. it helps the days feel worth more, even if today felt like it didn’t count, it did. you exist in so many ways you can’t measure.

John Mulaney needs to make another Netflix special cause I already memorized all of his work

drunk me is beautiful and powerful and i dont trust her

The fact that I am not singing ABBA on a Greek Island wearing a Boho Chic orange skirt, platform heels, and a floppy hat while the world falls in love with me is criminal.

Hedonism as a concept is so dope and yall gotta unbrainwash your religious upbringing nostalgia and realize that life IS about kicking back and eating grapes around a fire in nothing but a swim suit and drinking margaritas. A little hedonism never hurt nobody

This post makes me want to rob you

What and earn all of ten dollars?

If I could visit one even in history the Mama Mia Wrap party would be that event.

wish my hair grew little flowers on its own how neat would that be

Good news! Plants can grow under your skin!

THATS KIND OF TERRIFYING THANK YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION

From everything I know about Himalayan blackberries I am not remotely fricking surprised

I wish Ari would do acting again :(

this was honestly a religious experience

im pretty sure the tomato sauce on pizza is the only thing stopping most white american adult single men from dying of scurvy

Let’s take it off then