slice the ginger

Big fella’s new raincoat

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.

until you said that it never occurred to me that the woman in STEM was the scientist and not the rat. i was just like “hell yeah, this rat is a powerful woman pioneering lifesaving technologies as a rescue ranger”

why are we sleeping on this

okay but have the seen them in their TINY RESCUE VESTS??

today my dad took my fucked up compy to the apple store for me bc i couldnt and he told me that the first thing the genius bar employee said was 'nice background'

I uhMisread this.Well enjoy!!!

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I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

Keanu, when asked what sort of girls he likes. 1994.

Keanu: Yeah…*howls softly like a sad dog*

- my God.