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Ivar: I thought you were dead!

Bjorn: Only mostly dead.

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Torvi: I have an idea for our vacation.

Ivar: And it wouldn’t involve any murders?

Ubbe: She said an idea, not a miracle.

#source: ???#ivar the boneless #ubbe ragnarsson #torvi #vikings #vikings series

Ubbe, after Hvitserk killed Lagertha: We’re not mad, just disappointed.

Bjorn: No, we’re mad.

Ubbe: Yes. We are mad. We’re livid. But we’re going to let this one slide.

Bjorn: No, we’re not!

Ubbe: I’m not a mind reader, Bjorn!

#source: the office #ubbe ragnarsson #björn ironside #hvitserk #vikings #vikings series

Ivar: I hate when Hvitserk says “are you even listening to me?” It’s such a random way to start a conversation.

#source: twitter #ivar the boneless #hvitserk #vikings #vikings series

Freydis: I only lied because it was the easiest way to get what I wanted.

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Ubbe: Hvitserk? How do you feel?

Hvitserk: Well, let me check in.

Hvitserk: [Closes his eyes, takes a deep breath]

Hvitserk: Nope. Never mind. That was scary.

#source: grace and frankie #hvitserk #ubbe ragnarsson #vikings #vikings series

Alfred: Surrender.

Ivar: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

#source: the princess bride #ivar the boneless #king alfred #vikings #vikings series

Katia: You’re avoiding your problems.

Ivar: What? No I’m not. Can we talk about this tomorrow?

#source: tumblr #ivar the boneless #princess katia #vikings #vikings series

Aslaug: What kind of idiot do you think I am?

Lagertha: Is there a choice?

#source: veep #aslaug #lagertha #vikings #vikings series

Floki: When you get revenge on someone, always immediately hit them with a second revenge. Undercuts any counter-revenge or betrayal they have.

Ragnar: Why are you like this?

Ivar: *taking notes*

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Igor: I’ll be munching later.

Ivar: And crunching?

Igor: Let’s not be hasty.

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Bjorn: You played me like a fiddle!

Ivar: Oh no, brother. Fiddles are actually quite difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

#source: brooklyn 99 #ivar the boneless #björn ironside #vikings #vikings series

Aethelwulf: Nobody hates me more than I hate myself.

Judith: You’re wrong there.

#source: veep #aethelwulf #judith #vikings #vikings series

Ubbe: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Hvitserk: Killed without hesitation.

Ubbe: No.

#source: ???#ubbe ragnarsson #hvitserk #vikings #vikings series

Igor, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs.

Igor: ...

Igor: At what?

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Ragnar: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

Bjorn: We have three!

Ivar: Pick your favorite.

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Bjorn: Nothing bad ever happens to the Ragnarssons!

#source: clone high #björn ironside #vikings #vikings series

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