GO ON, DRINK THAT BLOOD!

so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol

*voice of a lich extending his skeletal finger towards the forehead of a captured kneeling knight* TBH ... you seem Chill...

Straight up checkin the blog like my morninf paper.. brainrot style wahoo

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

When they press on your posting gland during sex>>>

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot