young, dumb, and full of...you know ;)

tiramisu

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

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time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

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do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

Also, worms might be one of the few demographics with less purchasing power than young queer artists, so it would be very bad news for my mortgage.

it's a moral failing to still be a harry potter fan

if you ever worry to yourself that still liking harry potter makes you a bad person it's because it does

Ya know lately life has been a lil rough but at least I know that if time and tide roil me too harshly or diurnal courses leave me with no safe havens, I can just remember, they’re out there, somewhere, looking for me

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

because they dont read enough hentai

so they dont know where its going

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you