short king mama ayyy

the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

“what kept me sane was knowing that things would change, and it was a question of keeping myself together until they did.” nina simone

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

Btw when people say "if you want to be a writer you need to read a lot of books" that means bad books too. This applies to all creative mediums and also even if you don't want to make it you should immerse yourself in some mediocre slop here and there and even abysmal dogshit on occasion. As a fan of the medium. If all you eat is perfect A5 wagyu prepared by a Michelen star chef youre gonna end up thinking a well cooked and seasoned grocery store ribeye is basically dog food and this is the path to spiritual rot

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

Kitten and puppies and bunnies are All best Friends And eat cotton candy together and frolic in The fieldd

I will roboticize them all

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad

can I borrow your house centipede

I need it