short king mama ayyy

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad

can I borrow your house centipede

I need it

surprised no one on here is talking about the snoopy toy who they put in artemis i for the moon trip

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Nasa loves their Snoopy. Look up the Silver Snoopy award!

Don’t like people pointing out that it no longer makes sense in modern society to pretend a banana is a telephone

my bioengineering team is working on a rectangular-slab-shaped banana variant to address this very issue

we’re up all night to get yucky

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

okay i wanna play. what's the first song on your wrapped that has a color in the title?

"came back wrong" but it's from work

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack