Weezer Fan (unironic)

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

2026 can be the year of yuri if we all believe hard enough

Believe harder

reblog commenting "investing at 40,000 notes" on a four year old faceless black and white straight porn gif from a long-terminated account

2026 can be the year of yuri if we all believe hard enough

Believe harder

The lion lowkey concerns himself a little bit

Don’t spend too much time with your family tomorrow we still need you here to post ok?

not enough toxic mother daughter dynamics in fiction. do better

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

When I made this post I did not expect it to be an effective test of which Tumblr users actually read a post fully before reblogging, and yet

To be fair that’s what all posts on tumblr are

disturbingly average customer service experience