Flow like water

Katara: “NO! Because– like– why is he here?!”

Zuko: “Because I AM. Aang invited me.”

Aang: “Katara you gotta understand, it’s my decision. I need to learn fire bending.”

Toph: “I mean, Katara he do gotta learn fire f’real.”

Katara: “You can’t learn firebending from somewhere else?”

Aang: “You want me to get our campfire and learn?!”

Katara:  “Maybe.”

Zuko: “You be doin’ too much. That’s why ya mamma dead.”

Katara: “Ya mamma dead too!”

Aang: “AIGHT– AIGHT–”

Katara: “AND your daddy don’t love you. So– and he sure ain’t gon love you now! You over here coolin’ with the Avatar.”

Aang: “Well I don’t have no parents so why we gotta talk about who mamma dead–”

Katara: “Aaaang [unintelligible] stay out of it.”

Zuko: “… be honest. Just be honest you want me don’t you?”

Aang: “OOP–”

[prolonged silence]

Katara: [clicks tongue]

Aang: “Katara…”

Katara: “You know what…?”

Toph: “Katara.”

Zuko: “Oh my G–”

Katara: “WATER, BITCH!”

Zuko: “OOOH!”

Toph: “KATARA!”

Aang: “Get her!”

Momo: [screeching the whole time]

Katara: [flipping the bird] “That was uncalled for!”

Aang: “I’m sorry, Zuko–”

Zuko: “I’ma get her– I’ma light her on fire like ROtiSsERiE– I’m gonna get her–!”

[all overlapping]

Toph: “NO NO–” Aang: “Everyone just calm down PLEASE–” Toph: [dragging Katara away] KATARA COME ON–” Katara: “… get enough of YOU COMIN’ UP–” Aang: “… Zuko CALM D–” 

Zuko: “Keep playin’ with me! KEEP PLAYIN’ WIT ME!!”

Katara(?): “I don’t want–”

Aang: “Katara! fshh!” [airbends fire out]

Zuko: “Don’t bLOw mY FiRe OUt!! A;SLKDHFL’ASDHGJASDGH!!”

Aang: “Zuko so– I know– I know–”

Marvel Danvers vs. DC Danvers…

because in this scenario we ALL win. 

Bonus:

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.

Higher, further, faster 💫

vs fury with everyone else:

Yesssss