Lasagna

Student accused of farting during National Anthem passes polygraph, presumed innocent

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

The way they all fell down.

“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WINDOW?”

dont yell its Christmas

@yours-sincerely-corvid

Imagine how little candles must have cost in the 1700s. Must've been pretty cheap, right? With everyone using them all the time instead of electricity? Now think about how much they cost now. 20 some dollars for a candle. What if we could go back to when candles were cheap? Wouldn't you want that? What if we could make that happen.

OP is gonna cut the power grid

listen. cut off your hair. cut off all your damn hair. do you ever hear a man wondering if he’s too ugly to have short hair? no!!! there is no such thing as too ugly to have short hair. if you don’t want your hair, just cut off your hair. it feels so so so good. 

if someone makes you happy, make them happier

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

im obsessed w physical closeness, romantically….not even sexually just if u date me it’s all hugging all the time we are gonna lay in bed and im gonna cuddle w u, we will stand in the kitchen and i will stand hip to hip w u, u will sit on the couch and i will stroke your hair and kiss your forehead….it’s so intoxicating as a concept

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland