When In Doubt, Whip It Out.

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

Also the money was not saved because they lost so much in rehiring and lawsuits

#kind of a milf reblog

How the hell could I possibly explain this post to somebody not on tumblr

I need a polite way to email multiple people in a business environment that says, "Are you having an AI chat write your email replies? Because these are incoherent sentences and if it's a chatbot, I need you to stop."

I'm not trying to accuse anyone of communicating like an angry toddler with zero sense of object permanence, but I have received an awful lot of communications which ask for help with "it" while not specifying what "it" is, or asking me to send something while telling me they have it in the same sentence.

"FOOD FOR THE FOOD BOWL!"

Fucking Tiger Claws back to piracy again.

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

I've sent several messages to people who reblogged this post talking about how much they love men, being like "hey did you notice that this post is about lesbians" and every single one of them has just openly admitted that no, their eyes completely slid off the word "butch" like butter off a duck. not a surprise, frankly