🌹I'm Kinda Crazy So Buckle The Fuck Up And Enjoy🐺

That, dear friends, is a sixteenth-century fidget spinner.

I needs it, precious

Unpopular opinion: Our inner child doesn't grow up, we unconsciously ground them when we get older.

Emgo316 once said: "You don't stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing."

I cannot explain the sheer level of confusion I experienced as an adblock user who is completely disconnected from mainstream media when I opened tumblr and was immediately met by three consecutive flesh hat posts from different people

If you need a comparison, just remember the One Piece clown fiasco and realize what you're experiencing now is what the mobile users experienced then.

No, but that's literally me, tho

(said shakily, through tears) I'm so cool and nonchalant... i handle criticism so well... I don't need to strive to be the best because I'm already the best... I'm the genius of the century... everyone loves me...

Why do I hear this in a crying UWU anime girl voice with a short creamcicle orange bob and an oversized baby pink hoodie with a headband to match?

I'm dead as fuck😂

tumblr is the best bc I can say that Kermit is a butch lesbian and at least one person will agree with me

Well... let the frog sing

FISH HAMMER

For beating the carp outta someone

op are you a hobbit

28 Days Later really does not get enough credit for how much it completely redefined the zombie genre.

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this