No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation

how do people hatewatch things, i can barely find the time to read and watch all the things i actively want to, how the fuck are you putting time aside to watch an entire season of dogshit telly thats just gonna make you mad

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

when im 45 years old ill still be here posting like take my hand. lets go into menopause together

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror. 

Chill it’s a pole

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

World Heritage Post

@teaboot

Painted with a FUCKING PALETTE KNIFE?

It’s like the opposite of horse plinko

see you space horsegirl

@culvers-horseburger

a ‘hot minute’ can be both a very short period of time, and a very long one. however, a hot minute in the past (“It's been a hot minute since I've seen you!”) is most often a long duration, while a hot minute in the future (“I'll be with you in a hot minute!”) is most often a short duration. this suggests some very strange things about the temperature of time.

The average Tumblr blogger has such poor manners that even a pig would be embarrassed to bring them home to its mother.

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

I love my cat so much

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”