VickyBun!~

this is the worst screenshot anyone has ever re-uploaded of one of my posts… what the fuck is that ugly shit in the upper left corner??

it’s your face

omg that’s so rude blocked

YEEESSSSSS!!~❤

No one understand how this game works let alone the cards

M8 you literally used Catapult Turtle to destroy Castle of Dark Illusion’s flotation ring by fucking firing Gaia at it so I don’t think you understand the cards you play either

I wouldn't be surprised if nobody knew how this game OR the cards worked, so every match they just yell random names and affects and mumbo jumbo and they just roll with it like a massive improv session

Serious cutie with a booty right here

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

I get told this every year lol I hope it's true for once

Little Owl by andrew O'Brien Via Flickr: Going down!

i always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey

How? It’s not like you’ve experienced one either.

“[Character A] puckered their lips and absolutely Hoover™’d the life out of [Character B]’s entire neck. ‘You DirtDevil™’ [Character B] said with a breathy sigh.”