malachite skies kiss broken eyes

Names being capitalized is a testament to the depravity of man, you're not deserving of a capital letter you honourless wretch

[voice of someone at their wit's end] i think i wanna join the alcohol fandom

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

i think t4t is great and all but i think it's a lot more constructive when talking to a trans person who dates cis people to just tell them what red flags to look out for instead of just saying "just be t4t instead :)"

instead of just telling a trans guy to not date cis men because they're icky, maybe give him actual constructive advice like "if the guy you're talking to says he's into 'women and tboys' fucking run" or "don't talk to guys who call your genitalia weird shit like 'bonus hole'"

guards rub his belly

my wwine is too poisoned my eunuchs are too scheming