miracle worker

op note: I GOT JAM, JAM AND HOT SAUCE. IM DEAD.

And I was like that happened 1,000 years ago. Probably 10,000 years ago. Maybe 100,000. The youngest human in a group went to the oldest one and said to the best of their ability “come see.” And the adult went.

so this shaman-grandmother-sculptor, who was buried with her pet fox by the way, had children running through her workshop and touching everything she made while she was at her mysterious work of creating the world's oldest ceramics, none of which appear to be bowls, bottles, pots, or any "useful" items at all, but rather a collection of animal and human and sometimes anthropomorphic figures, some of which appear to be self portraits. exactly the same as sandersstudios' grandmother being led to the garden by an excited baby. we've all been the same for 30,000 years.

I need more

house md promotional images might be the funniest thing ever

here are some more cats 🍓

(i’m not giving a “multiple apply” option on this one. pick the most applicable/what you think would be the most argued about.)

I haven’t done a random poll in a minute let’s talk about herbs. Personally cilantro is my best friend

(the side-effect only applies to you)

i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently

(this wheel is set in a magical world where all jobs pay enough to support yourself so this is purely about the work you do and not the money)