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STRANGER THINGS ⸠2.01 chapter one: MADMAX
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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesnât have to do anything to fund her dadâs surgery because his expenses are covered by his countryâs universal healthcare.
Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he canât afford a car and would be fired if heâs late.
Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesnât need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.
SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.
This feels like calibrating my normal detector
Oh, look whoâs lying just to be a dick. A little petty dick.
To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.
i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.
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Anne Sexton, from a poem titled "Loving The Killer," featured in The Complete Poems of Anne Sexton
what kind of estrogen are they giving sam reid
a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who
twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street
a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode
judged by solely by christopher eccleston
this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner
iâm not entirely sure why lestat is choosing to depict his human family wearing god's ugliest wigs and communicating exclusively via theatrical yelling but hey he's allowed an odyssey too i guess
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Derailed was a very interesting insight into the way Hotch and Gideonâs relationship with each other differs from their relationships with their âkidsâ
Gideon and Hotch did allow Reid to go into the train (albeit very begrudgingly) but Gideon was ready to go in the second something looked like it was going wrong. Now, I know that he couldnât actually hear what was going on, but given that the guy is one of the best profilers in the FBI I have a feeling that he could have guessed that Reid was making some headway and given him a few more minutes. Hotch was not watching the video but I have a feeling he was relieved when Gideon gave the order, and likely would have made a similar call had he been watching.
In contrast, when the gunman from L. D. S. K. (Lassie, for all you psych fans) had Hotch and Reid and a group of hospital employees held hostage, Gideon did essentially the opposite. The situation was very similar, an armed man holding two BAU agents and several civilians hostage, but Gideon argued with the SWAT teams to get them more time. Why? Because one of the agents was Hotch. Gideon and Hotch have a level of trust with each other that enables them to stand down in dangerous situations because they trust each other to handle it and come out alive.
Itâs not that Gideon and Hotch donât trust Reid and Elle, itâs just that their (particularly Gideonâs) affection for them clouds their judgement enough that they feel the need to step in, even though they are both well aware that Elle and Spencer are very competent. While Gideon and Hotchâs longstanding familiarity with each other, and the relatively equal nature of their relationship, allows them to make impartial field decisions based on knowledge of each others abilities, their (again, particularly Gideonâs) paternalistic relationships with Reid and Elle do the opposite, hence the vastly different responses.
dear this is bidding
do yall think the cullens would ever leave their car running in the garage and hot box the garage w carbon monoxide without thinking about it
I love the idea of Shaneâs chirps just being observations.
It started when he was a kid and he was trying to help everyone get better at hockey including the opposing teams players, he would say something like âyour stick grip is weakâ or âyouâre slow on your rightâ (idk i donât know hockey very well ESPECIALLY little kid hockey) but he says it totally deadpan because little Shanebug doesnât understand tone yet.
This makes the other teams so mad! They try and fight him constantly! Little bitty baby hockey fights and then Yuna sits him down in middle school after the first fight that he actually gets hurt (black eye and bloody lip) and asks him what he is saying to make everyone fight him?
âNothing mean I swear mom!!! Iâm trying to be nice and help correct their formâ
And suddenly Yuna gets it and explains to Shane that not everyone but especially not the opposing team likes to have their flaws pointed out to them even if itâs coming from a good place and how that could be seen as chirping.
So he stops for a while, then his coach for world juniors tells him to try and piss off Rozanov enough that they can draw a penalty. So Shane does what he does best and points out a flaw at each face off. Jokes on him though because Ilya is actively changing those things and getting better every face off because he is taking it for what it is, advice.
Which pisses Shane off, he thinks his chirping tactic wonât work now that he is older. So he points out at his first scrimmage at practice in Montreal that the center who has been there for years (who he is probably replacing) is favoring his left side is staying too far left to compensate (again I donât know hockey so I am trying to translate things I know about soccer lol)
And the center loses it on him! Immediately yelling about the lack of respect and how a rookie makes it to the MLH and thinks they are hot shit.
So Shane realizes his chirping DOES work just not on rozanov and becomes a menace he studies game tape specifically to find holes in his opponents game and pre prepares chirps and it fucking works because all these men are so far up their own asses that they just get mad instead of using the advice.
Idk I just needed Shane Chirping but in a very Shane way. Like he really just wants to play hockey but chirping is part of hockey so he studies chirping but doesnât want to do any of the âclassicâ chirps (your mom! Your wife! Your girlfriend! Youâre gay! Type of stuff) so he invents his own chirps out of his amazing mind
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what I fucking love is how tvl was written in the 80s and lestat is constantly sayinf shit like âas the kids say 𤪠thatâs so rad!!â or whatever, and to me, reader of the vampire lestat in this modern age, that does NOT register the way anne rice intended it.
like it is supposed to feel jarring and insane. it is supposed to feel like lestat has been violently submerged in modern young people trends and culture and is now repeating all the new words he learned like a beautiful fresh baby. but because the book is from 1985, all I think is oh interesting huh I didnât know that slang term even originated in the 80s how vintage how retro how lestat wow heâs so embarrassing aw aw so cute.
but amc in all their incredible genius decided that honoring anne riceâs original vision of writing an extremely modern and weird book that fully embodied the era it was written in was more important then bringing back the 80s nostalgia thing that streaming services love and itâs incredible to me. now I get to listen to lestat say shit like âlabubu FOMO cosplay reddit discord Gen Z more like gen SNOOZE đ¤Şđ¤Şđ¤Ş safe space pronouns donald trump labubu tiktok dance đşđťâ and suddenly I understand what it felt like to be a young anne rice reader in 1985. GodâŚ. I understand.
I have so much love and respect for women who are honest about their own loneliness but also find the good in it like when audrey hepburn said âI have to be alone very often. Iâd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. Thatâs how I refuelâ and when charlotte bronte said âIÂ care for myself. The more solitary, the more friendless, the more unsustained I am, the more I will respect myselfâ and when jenny slate said âI think Iâve come to terms with the fact that there will always be a ribbon of loneliness running through who I am. But thatâs why I want to do comedy, and why I want to connect with people. You can use that ribbon to be a part of a finer tapestry, or you can choke yourself out with it! Your choice!â and when mary oliver said âwhoever you are, no matter how lonely, the world offers itself to your imagination, calls to you like the wild geese, harsh & exciting - over & over announcing your place in the family of thingsâ
